Greetings from Victoria! I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow on Zoom with your family! Do you even know how to Zoom? I did it once and that was enough, believe me!
Now my whole point in contacting you is that I am very upset how you attacked my dearest brother Ken when they were last at the cottage.
Oh I remember how you put the bats in my bedroom the last time I was there. Never to be forgotten.
How you torture the turkeys! Roasting them in a slow low oven for twelve hours when Islanders know hot and fast is much kinder when cooking them at Thanksgiving!
Now my real beef! I know you have alway been jealous of Ken's height, his charm, and his laidback attitude to life! ( I seem to be using a lot of !!!! in this dialogue) it is to compensate for not using
CAPITALS! Bad forum.
You do share his laidback attitude on reflection.
Now to get to my real issue.
How dare you creep up behind my brother as he took the dog down to the lake and push him in the water! With his memory loss from the incident he cannot take you to task. So I am. Now that you are 80 years old you must stop these adolescent
pranks. It is just not becoming behaviour.
It is downhill from here on in at 80+. Zoom might just be the right word for this time.
Enjoy your day! It will not pass this way again!
I know you are my favourite sister in law's favourite brother! Oh did I mis speak!
Big families have too many
people! I get confused.
Love you all where ever you live. 🥰 Pat
Pat Fullerton
Correction ,He jumped in just to make a scene. The bats were just pets to keep the mosquito population down. You are welcome to return to NF Station where you do not see daylight through the roof and forks and knives have not been used by the mice.
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