This Cat has Nine Lives

I know sparse details but I want to hear again how, while on a ladder, unable to let got because he became the ground, Dad had his helper Mike go cut the second unknown power source, took a short break to regain his composure and then finished the job.

I can also remember that on rare occasions that we were brought to a jobsite.  

The instructions given to us in case of an emergency was...

1. run to the truck as fast as possible
2. find his hard hat and run back
3. throw the hardhat on the ground to make it look like he was wearing it.
4. call for help

CSST or Workers Compensation Boards have changed slightly since then.

How many times do you think Bert has been zapped.  Leave your answer in the comments below.